Click on the links below to have a look at the images currently occupying my head…

 

Thanks to Phil Penman, Grant McCabe, Marie Gillon, Alan McFarland, all the people in the photos and various websites (see the links page) for the piccies. Extra special thanks to Sharon Vivers for the use of her scanner (and the juice supplied throughout). If you appear in any photos in this site and are embarrassed by the portrayal of yourself, tough.

 

 

funny Pics

Hot Dog

This cat is quite obviously drunk

A rat chonged off it’s tits

Another cat, this time very much sober

A child being sent for the messages

The best place for greeting wee bairns

A kid much like the wee bastards that live around here

If the picture is anything to go by, all rug rats should be fed this stuff

The key to losing your virginity

Sorry for the sexism

Why does this remind me of modern day America?

Your worst nightmare

I have the feeling my life will finish up like this

Great food, bugger the price you have to pay

Quiz for mongos

Dr. Ruth’s mailbag

The REAL Elmo from Sesame Street

May The Force be with you

Begging on the street just isn’t the same these days

School dances are never this good

A picture of Metallica

What the aftermath of a Cryptopsy gig must be like

The only time I’ve ever got the Countdown conundrum

Watch TV? Cut out the middle man

The TV Times might as well be like this

 

 

General Pics

A picture of me holding my bawz

The lost art of trying to tie your laces

My mate Alan drawing up his breeks

Pished on Caffreys, and the photographer (Phil) too, it would appear…

My pal Michelle

My pal Michelle drunk out of her skull throwing the devil sign around (METAAAALLL)

 

 

My Trip To London and Oxford

Big Ben getting the bird

Buckingham Palace getting the bird (The Queen was in that day too…)

Canary Wharf (post Nine Inch Nails gig cancellation. Check Lynsey’s coupon…)

Chinatown

Downing Street (we forgot our mortar launcher that day)

Gary’s University leaving do

Gary takes a photo

Hanging a McDonald’s cup from one’s nose (painful)

Lynsey drinking Guinness (how she can TOUCH this shite…)

Mexican food a la Gazster

Nelson’s Column (oo-er, missus)

Gary, James, Alan and Lynsey in cheesy pic

Alz, Lynsey, Gary and me in trying-to-get-us-all-in-the-photo fiasco

Piccadilly Circus during the day

Piccadilly Circus at night

Outside a pub in Soho with Lynsey, Gary and myself trying to find a bogey

My pal Gary (you can’t see it, but his T-shirt says “semen”, uh huh huh huh)

Cheesy Beatles-esque picture of the escalators in a Tube station

The morning after the night before

 

 

 

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